Airport Security Scanner Can See Private Parts

[ea6bflyr]

Holy cow, what will they think of next. I'm sure airport security won't abuse this device.

Story here.

-ea6bflyr

 

[nugget61]

Think that's bad, look up T-wave scanners... much more intimate

 

[Stick]

That sucks because I am hung like a tuna can. One inch long and three inches around.

 

[A4sForever]

Holy cow, what will they think of next. I'm sure airport security won't abuse this device. ...

This is why I started going Commando.

 

[PropStop]

Wow, every high school kid's dream just came true. I think you'll see an increase in applications to the TSA!

 

[Dingobat]

Its just like that metal detector scene out of Airplane!

Johnny, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?

 

[HAL Pilot]

I wonder if it will show if a chick is natural or has implants....

Wow, every high school kid's dream just came true.

Yawn...old news....When I was a kid, you could buy x-ray vision glasses from the back of every comic book.

 

[LazersGoPEWPEW]

Wow, every high school kid's dream just came true. I think you'll see an increase in applications to the TSA!

Until you have to look at all the disgusting obese manatees squeezing through the detector.

 

[Stick]

It said the x-rays bounce off the skin, but I think you question should be researched further.

 

[A4sForever]

Its just like that .... scene out of Airplane!

Johnny, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?

ACTUALLY .... it was little Joey, not little Johnny ... had you ever been an airline pilot ... or in a Turkish prison .... it would all have become much clearer to you ...

......Captain Oveur: Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?


Which is usually followed up rapidly with:

Captain Oveur: You ever been in a cockpit before?
Joey: No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.
Captain Oveur: You ever seen a grown man naked?

 

[Dingobat]

ACTUALLY .... it was little Joey, not little Johnny ... had you ever been an airline pilot ... or in a Turkish prison .... it would all have become much clearer to you ...

Ok, you got me on that one. Amateur hour mistake especially w/ imdb.com and wiki. Is that you there on the right? :icon_wink

 

[A4sForever]

Ok, you got me on that one... Is that you there on the right? :icon_wink

Not me on the right ... as my seat was the left seat.

Which is all kinda ironic when you really get down to the details, as the first one you come upon when entering the cockpit is the Second Officer ... who is 3rd in command ... followed by the First Officer ... who is 2nd in command ... and who occupies the right seat ... the left seat in the picture.

And I suppose you thought being an airline pilot was easy ???