Aliens

[HueyCobra8151]

http://www.wzzm13.com/news/watercooler/217909/82/Ex-CIA-agent-Roswell-UFO-incident-happened

Some CIA Agent is going on record saying that aliens exist.

Welcome to Urf!

 

[Renegade One]

Some CIA Agent is going on record saying that aliens exist.

As a resident of San Diego, I, too, can confirm this.

 

[Brett327]

That guy's story (beyond the obvious) is so full of shit, it's laughable. Like they had a box of stuff from an alien ship which one would presume would be among the most compartmented access programs ever, labeled... Roswell. No code words, no digraph. Right. Furthermore, a guy who wasn't read into the program was able to randomly rummage though the stuff. Right. Oh, and he's not going to tell us exactly what he saw, just that it was from outer space, for real, man. Right. Why do guys like this, who are obviously charlatans, get any attention from the media? The Agency should bust him for violating his NDA, just for good measure.

 

[robav8r]

This is the "Black Ops" version of what that freak show Xavier Alvarez did claiming he was a MoH recipient.

 

[jmcquate]

We could try a FOIA request, but I'm guessing "Little Green Men" will be redacted. On a side note, looka at Brett......he speaks Spook.

 

[Gatordev]

That guy's story (beyond the obvious) is so full of shit, it's laughable. Like they had a box of stuff from an alien ship which one would presume would be among the most compartmented access programs ever, labeled... Roswell. No code words, no digraph. Right. Furthermore, a guy who wasn't read into the program was able to randomly rummage though the stuff. Right. Oh, and he's not going to tell us exactly what he saw, just that it was from outer space, for real, man. Right. Why do guys like this, who are obviously charlatans, get any attention from the media? The Agency should bust him for violating his NDA, just for good measure.

You're looking at this all wrong. This, to me, seems like a "you're retiring after a long and respectable career. But we need you to do one last thing to help us out. No big deal, you're pension is still good, we just need you to misdirect some dorks on the internet. Job well done. Here's your gold watch."

 

[707guy]

I thought it was the "cube" from Transformers that we used to create all our modern tech stuff? Maybe the cube is from Roswell.

 

[KBayDog]

Some CIA Agent is going on record saying that aliens exist.

Welcome to UHF!

FIFY

 

[Criminal]

I thought it was the "cube" from Transformers that we used to create all our modern tech stuff? Maybe the cube is from Roswell.

That was the frozen Megatron (NBE-1). The cube was used to turn cellphones into tiny ninja death machines.

 

[707guy]

That was the frozen Megatron (NBE-1). The cube was used to turn cellphones into tiny ninja death machines.

Gotcha - now it makes sense!

 

[HueyCobra8151]

You're looking at this all wrong. This, to me, seems like a "you're retiring after a long and respectable career. But we need you to do one last thing to help us out. No big deal, you're pension is still good, we just need you to misdirect some dorks on the internet. Job well done. Here's your gold watch."

I thought it was more of a case of "My pension sucks and the gold watch didn't pawn for shit....welp, time to try for a book deal."

 

[jmcquate]

I thought it was the "cube" from Transformers that we used to create all our modern tech stuff? Maybe the cube is from Roswell.

That explains clumping cat litter.........a life changer.

 

[Schnugg]

"Before there was time, there was The Cube...."

 

[Fog]

"Before there was time, there was The Cube...."

That is the taxi from "Total Recall", isn't it?