Army Colonels conspire to fake paternity test

[Tex_Hill]

Two Army colonels are accused of switching identities to try to fool a paternity test, authorities said.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,299554,00.html


I would expect a stunt like this from a couple of young enlisted guys fresh out of high school, not two colonels both of whom are recent graduates of the War College. Talk about a case of the dumb ass.

There goes 40 plus years of service down the drain just because the loser didn't want to do what was right by his own child, and the other idiot thought he was helping out a buddy.

 

[Schnugg]

He tried to hide it from his wife and kids....

"Well that went well...what next?"

 

[FLYTPAY]

Sun Tzu said "He who go quicky pay long time"......These clowns must have been playing hide the Power Ranger when they should have been in the Strategy class.

 

[FMRAM]

I would expect a stunt like this from a couple of young enlisted guys fresh out of high school

How about leaving the enlisted part out? Junior military members, O and E will pull stunts of this caliber. It seems unfair to single out enlisted guys.

 

[scoober78]

How about leaving the enlisted part out? Junior military members, O and E will pull stunts of this caliber. It seems unfair to single out enlisted guys.

Well....most junior O's aren't right out of High School...

Seriously though...you point is well taken, but I don't think that is what Tex was getting at...

 

[FMRAM]

Thanks Scoob...

 

[A4sForever]

Good thing they weren't in Olongapo -- he might have had to stand in for 50-100 paternity tests ....

You got a girlfriend here??? I love you long time, sailor-man!!!

 

[HeloBubba]

You got a girlfriend here??? I love you long time, sailor-man!!!

I remember it as:

I love you long time, no shit.

 

[A4sForever]

I remember it as:

I love you long time, no shit.

Actually ... phonetically I believe it was pronounced "no chit" ...

 

[Schnugg]

Or the all time Po classic:

"Are you in, are you in, are you in???? You are????...Ohh, you soooo big."

Sailors don't have offspring in every port, because we haven't been to every port.

 

[insanebikerboy]

Good thing they weren't in Olongapo -- he might have had to stand in for 50-100 paternity tests ....

You got a girlfriend here??? I love you long time, sailor-man!!!

Hey, Thailand ain't far off today. My wife and I were in Bangkok at a salon, sitting next to each other, and the girl giving me the massage asks if I have a girlfriend. I say no, but my wife is sitting right there. She looks at me, at my wife, and back at me and no shit asks, you want another girlfriend?

If I had only had my camera to take a picture of the look on my wife's face....priceless.

 

[Flash]

Hey, Thailand ain't far off today. My wife and I were in Bangkok at a salon, sitting next to each other, and the girl giving me the massage asks if I have a girlfriend. I say no, but my wife is sitting right there. She looks at me, at my wife, and back at me and no shit asks, you want another girlfriend?

If I had only had my camera to take a picture of the look on my wife's face....priceless.

That is what the AC on my crew that went through Bangkok said, he had done two 6 month deployments to the PI as an AX.

 

[HeloBubba]

Actually ... phonetically I believe it was pronounced "no chit" ...

You are correct, sir. Don't forget the standard response if she was ugly or you just weren't interested:

She: I love you long time, no chit!

Sailor: Buy your own fvcking drink.

 

[HuggyU2]

Schnugg,
Can you get that piece-of-FOD gnat off of my computer screen before I smash it!!!!!

 

[whitesoxnation]

Schnugg,
Can you get that piece-of-FOD gnat off of my computer screen before I smash it!!!!!

Its tricked me about 200000 times as well