Best. Headline. Ever.

[nittany03]

I'd buy this guy a beer . . .

 

[pennst8]

See this is what i'm talking about... everyone thinks they're gonna get to punch a nazi in the face on D-Day...

 

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"Alex McIlveen, 45, kicked the man, whose body was in flames, so hard that he tore a tendon in his foot.

But he said last night: "He didn't even flinch. I couldn't believe he didn't go down."

The terrorist was running around on fire, he probably had so much adrenaline flowing that a kick to the nuts is nothing. Im just glad the bastard survived instead of getting his virgins in allah land...

 

[FormerRecruitingGuru]

The title looks like something that would come from "The Onion".

 

[gaijin6423]

I'd buy this guy a beer . . .

I'd be scared NOT to buy him one.

 

[Spot]

The only way that this article could be better titled would be if it read:

Hero Cabbie: I Roundhouse-Kicked burning terrorist so hard in balls that I tore a tendon"

Now THAT would be one hell of an article.

 

[flysupertomcat]

The only way that this article could be better titled would be if it read:

Hero Cabbie: I Roundhouse-Kicked burning terrorist so hard in balls that I tore a tendon"

Now THAT would be one hell of an article.

I'm no martial arts expert, but a roundhouse kick to the balls probably would be tough to pull off... that'd be my guess at least

anyways, it's pretty much impossible to beat the original headline (gotta love the Brits)

 

[raptor10]

I'm no martial arts expert, but a roundhouse kick to the balls probably would be tough to pull off... that'd be my guess at least

anyways, it's pretty much impossible to beat the original headline (gotta love the Brits)

If this guy was faster he could have pulled it off...

 

[cosmania]

What do you have to google to have THAT appear? (and is that George Costanza refereeing?)

"Pulp can move, baby!"

 

[blur]

See this is what i'm talking about... everyone thinks they're gonna get to punch a nazi in the face on D-Day...

Behind Enemy Lines!

I WIN.

 

[pennst8]

^ This was your first post? FOR SHAME.

Its bad enough I quoted it!

 

[blur]

Nah, not my first post. I'm bugged or something.