A couple of stories about cameras in cockpits...
Was just checking into CVW-14 staff in early 95ish when two F-14D had a mid-air at 30K feet.
One jet had what we called a classic "John Wayne" load out...six phoenix (4 on belly, two on wing pylons) and two AIM-9M on the wing stations. Mind you they weren't your typical Aim-54C ($500k a pop for that variant). They were all captive carry telemetry type Aim-54C. Worth a lot more than $500k each.
Long story, short: After exceeding the speed limitations with the AIM-54 on the wing pylons and photographing it, plane comes backto NKX for next crew to get in and feel what it is like to fly with all that junk on the jet.
They decide in their brief to do a vertical move with the wings set at 68 degrees aft. A pure vertical break to attempt a cool photo shot with the plane vertical to the horizon. As they climbed the wings would have programmed forward, they did not.
Dash-2 got sucked under the lead. Lead rolled away to try to execute the break and adverse yaw happened (due to lots of aero stuff here and the incorrect wing position). Lead basically pulled down into dash-2 and two $60 m F-14D with IRST and JTIDS and all those missiles went into the drink.
All in an attempt to get a cool picture.
Here is a picture of what was photographed the first hop that fateful day...
The RIO in the F-14D that got hit was looking in his VCR viewfinder and thought he'd hit the zoom button as the jet got bigger and bigger until impact.
Ejecting at 30K feet leaves a lot of time dragging a drogue chute straight down face first in your seat and a good 15 minutes of time in the full chute.
Second story was when I went to man up a Tomcat and found a massive heavy camera mount, must have weighed 8 pounds, wedged in behind my ejection seat and it's rails. It was flat black and looked like part of the seat. I downed the jet for FOD (it was down for fuel leak anyways). I hand carried it into the COs office and dropped it on his desk from about a foot for effect. Big thud and a dent in his polished rosewood desk. He was pissed until I told him exactly where I found it. The RIO that left it in there was a budding photo-bug and had made this monster mount to attach the camera to the RIO handle ontop of the radar displays. The CO had words with him.
Thank god I found it and did not have to use the seat that day, as it would not have left the jet.
Cheers,
G