No joke. So far, I've trusted with an $86 million plane with at least 11 lives on it (all armed), a security clearance, and now i'm teaching people to fly...but somehow i can't be trusted to carry a firearm, which i HAVE been trained to use (expert even!), in CONUS.
And now I'd like to cue to nay sayers who'll say, "junior enlisted guys are too immature to be armed in the US," or "then you'd get mistaken for a bad guy and get shot by security forces when they respond," or "you'll put your eye out." You know what, I'll take those risks if it means i have a more effective weapon that a fucking stapler when some prick pulls a shit move like this. I'd like a fighting chance please?
I didn't sign up to be an unarmed target. If I wanted to do that, I'd have joined the Peace Corps.