Besides showing up to my OCS commissioning ceremony in my new Service Alphas with my EGA's anchors aweigh/away (a kind staff sergeant pulled me aside and helped me correct my situation), the worst uniform flub I committed was as a brand new 0-4 in my brand new field grade mess dress at the birthday ball. First of all I could barely get the collar of the coat clipped. Secondly, as I approached the venue, I became painfully aware that I had not affixed.the requisite EGAs to my mess dress coat. It was a huge HQMC ball that to be honest I didn't want to go to, so once I realized my oversite, I bailed. 😄
With all that said...HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY all you devil dogs on here!