...of becoming a "Geardo"?


I laughed out loud at the "Fobbit" comment....good stuff.
He never came out with a fobelope. Here are some others:Unfortunately, I don't know what a "fobelope" is...anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
Chuck Norris doesn't need any of that crap.
If you're sitting in the desert when it's 120 degrees out wearing long pants and long sleeves, wouldn't you want to wear a little as you can get away with? Why load yourself up with all sorts of crap if you don't have to?