Step one: watch top gun 4,000,000,000 times
Step two: watch iron eagle once, criticize it, then find ways to incorporate it into every imaginable joke you can.
Step three: watch flight of the intruder and realize that attack pilots are where it's at. Then lament that there is no longer an A-6.. Drool over prowlers for a little while.
Step four: buy a crotch rocket
Step five: buy ray-bans, wear them wherever you go
Step six: you are now ready to google naval aviation, where you will stumble across a forum of wannabees and actual pilots
Step Seven: Drool over HeyJoe's pictures
Step Eight: ask what % get jets, get flamed
Step Nine: Listen to Brett on subjects including women
Step Ten: look for torp to give you actual advice (especially on the subject of PRK), which you will act upon, then talk to an OR, do the ASTB, MEPs, OCS, Primary, Wings, etc.
Step Eleven: Sign MasterBates petition on Aviation Working Greens
This is a fool proof eleven step program to become a Navy Pilot
Note: for Marine Corps wanabees, learn to wear polo's with braided belts and tennis shoes as much as possible.
editor's note: congrats on the first step, asking the questions. And keep in mind this one quote "Live by the gouge, die by the gouge"