I’m leaning over my wife helpfully telling her to breath during a contraction, as trained, and she looks at me with her stone cold killer eyes and yells, “BACK OFF, YOUR STEALING MY OXYGEN.”She remembered, and still very much remembers to the detail, that I got her takeout and missed the salsa and also didn't notice that they didn't include the side of black beans.
33 years later and she still hasn’t apologized.