Man Drowns in Septic Tank

[Fly Navy]

http://www.wistv.com/Global/story.asp?S=2100257&nav=0RaMPGqw

(Smyrna-AP) July 28, 2004 - A York County man has drowned after he fell into his six-foot deep septic tank.

Authorities say 45-year-old Ernest Lee Teague was working to unclog his tank Tuesday when he fell in around 1:00pm. Authorities says it appears from his minor injuries that he fell head first.

His wife discovered Teague when she stirred a tool through the tank and found his hat. Denise Teague said she didn't even know her husband was working on the tank.

 

[Slammer2]

wow...that's a s***ty way to go

 

[zuggerat]

damn Fly Navy ur top of this ridiculous new crap... there was a story in my local paper about a guy who backed into a tree in his car and died, now thats weird.

 

[Fly Navy]

Haha how'd he die??

 

[zuggerat]

he was leaving a club drunk as a skunk, backed up at mach 2 into the tree, the car flipped over and he got crushed... haaahh dumbass

 

[PropStop]

drowning in your own sh!t, now that's original.

 

[zuggerat]

now its time for the one-liner's.... "oh boy, what a sh!t head"

 

[PropStop]

"eat sh!t and die!"

 

[flashypants]

sh!t happens.

 

[Schnugg]

did you mean......Shiite

 

[crysmc]

Wow, that's horrible... remind me to never lean over a septic tank or even have one in the first place.

 

[crysmc]

that redefines getting "sh!t-faced"

 

[Schnugg]

This humor reminds me of a foc'sle follies on the carrier enterprise following a long line period in the gulf. Two guys hid behind a sheet and stuck their bare asses through a hole in the sheet. They'd painted eyes and noses on their butts. Thus "the Butt Brothers" were born.
The ensuing conversation, gum chewing, etc...was hilarious.
It gets boring and we are easily entertained after months at sea.
r/
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[Clux4]

and all those wonderful picture somehow make it to the cruise-book.