The article says that Bartch really has no legal recourse, but those disgustingly sappy e-mails alone should be enough for a defamation suit. "I went to sleep last night with a smile because I knew I’d be dreaming of you ... but I woke up this morning with a smile because you weren’t a dream.” “Though miles may lie between us, we’re never far apart, for friendship doesn’t count the miles, it’s measured by the heart." Bleargh. I could puke a rainbow.