I THINK he might have meant: a 40-year old virgin.His profile states he's a 40-year pilot. ...

That WOULD explain a lot ...

I THINK he might have meant: a 40-year old virgin.His profile states he's a 40-year pilot. ...
And, us enlisted guys as well.
Steve
a little confused...mixing statements of reality and clips from a game.
Roger that & yeah ... but see, here's the deal-io:
It's NOT a "real" term ... it was NEVER used in the ol' days. The Zoomies would call us squids, swabbies, swab-jockeys, and so forth ... but not "rust-pickers". It's something that gamers and/or movies have conjured up. IT ISN'T "REAL" ...
And I think that answers most of MY questions re: "zerocinco" ... and WTF is that supposed to represent?? An O-5 ??? :sleep_125
First I thought this guy was just trying to swagger with tales of virtual heroism. Stupid, but whatever, one day he'll move out of his mom's basement. But those posts seem to indicate he's crossed the line either confusing his computer prowess with actual air combat, or he's deliberately lying.
Either way, it makes me wonder what his motive was for showing up here trolling for Viggie stories. Figured it was for building scenarios for this game he's into, but now I gotta wonder if he's going to try and add some more stories to his bullshit repetoire. "So there I was, on exchange tour with the Navy's famed Vigilante reconnaissance squadrons, brought in because Robin Olds told the rust-pickers all what a natural I was at this game..."
How do you tell a poser/faker?
- Hints at tales of derring-do, but when asked for details, retreats into "the memories are too painful," "It's classified," etc
- Doesn't know how to use slang. This is usually the first thing that trips people's antenna, especially when they use stuff that only shows up in Hollywood or Tom Clancy. "Rust-picker"? If a guy ever tells you he was a Navy pilot and refers to "landing on a flat-top," he's full of shit.
- More interested in stories full of stuff blowing up than in the kind of silly nonsense that real Ready Room BS is made of. Notice how the OP kind of rolled his eyes at the Ubon divert story.
- Tells tales that sound suspiciously like a movie plot. I had a guy at an airshow tell me about how he ejected from an A-6 in Vietnam and his B/N broke his back on landing but was still calling in airstrikes around him. Me: "Wow, that's something. So, what's Willem Defoe like in real life?"
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Either way, it makes me wonder what his motive was for showing up here trolling for Viggie stories. Figured it was for building scenarios for this game he's into, but now I gotta wonder if he's going to try and add some more stories to his bullshit repetoire.