Laughed out loud reading this . . .
The perp got away...That'd be a sight to see when this guy is in prison...
"What'd you do?"
"Broke into an old guy's house, he popped me one between the eyes and I crapped myself."
Because he's homeless ... he was never there .... :sleep_125But then they let him out on bail and he disappeared.
Oh, no .... Ensign Bogey .... you've lost your Glock AGAIN !!??!!....Now where did I put my glock?.....
...Now where did I put my glock?.....