Not to one up you nittany, but I believe I can top your John Young story with this little anecdote about a
corned-beef sandwich.
P.S. The RTLS Abort is fascinating if you take the time to read about it. I imagine there are several youtubers who have attempted it in KSP.
That one story perfectly illustrates the difference between engineers and aircrew.
Engineer: “We need to be careful; we don’t know where crumbs might end up.”
Aviator: “Eh, fuck it. Imma bring me a sammich.”
And talk about selling a whole EP based on “well, the math checks out and it works in the sim.” Reminds me of “well, you’re no-flap/no-slat and need to blow the gear down. So accelerate, pull up, bunt the nose, and go zero-G . . . I’ll prove to you it works in the sim!”
And on a separate subject,
if you thought a stuck mic on Tower was bad, well . . .