I told my wife that they I wished there was a microwave big enough to stuff his sorry ass in it.
Oh there is, how do you think they dry lumber.
I'd not waste my time with this sorry excuse for a human. Throw him in a pit and leave him be. He'll die slowly and painfully... and we'll let God sort out what to do with him.
Ill approve that treatment. When I was younger, I was doing some driveway cleaning for my pops and got my finger in the stream ... put a deep gash in my hand, hurt like hell. Perfect for these two.Actually, I think a soothing massage with my 3,000 psi pressure washer would be appropriate. Then when they start jack-hammering, and/ or bleeding, maybe a trip to the big powder coating oven.
Sorry, I got carried away...it's the training...maybe this should be moved to the "torture" thread.