Sea Smurfs

[nittany03]

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/opinion/381348_amyonline02.html

Sorry, it's so out there I just had to share . . .

So tell me; who gets to pick which helos get painted black? Is it a squadron thing or does the Wing ultimately make the call? :icon_tong

 

[HooverPilot]

The moron who wrote that article is scary-paranoid.

 

[Uncle Fester]

Well, yeah. Didn't you hear? We're living in a fascist police state run by evil multi-nationals using the military as puppets to suppress dissent.

Nevermind that they're perfectly free to protest, insult and denigrate said evil police state...irony is not taught in universities these days.

If I could have just one wish, it'd be that the screeching self-righteous could go live in an actual police state for a while. You know, where actual secret police hook you up to electrodes for even having thoughts as this "journalist" expressed.

Okay, two wishes. A soapy from Drew Barrymore and Scarlett Johansson is #1.

That being said, if we're really going to ramp up a secret military police force to crush the hippies, can't we come up with something more menacing than "Sea Smurfs"? I mean, really. Call it "Force X" or something, at least.

 

[picklesuit]

Okay, two wishes. A soapy from Drew Barrymore and Scarlett Johansson is #1.
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Ahh the Drew Barrymore Foamie (I always heard them called foamie, I assume we are talking about the same thing)...I've been dreaming about her since Poison Ivy...

 

[NavAir42]

It's a good thing you didn't say ET

 

[helmet91]

I'm surprised they didn't mention that crackpot Cynthia McKinney's claims of 5000 killed by the DoD after Katrina...

 

[CWJones411]

When I saw the title I thought this thread was going to be about the new Digis.

 

[skim]

The author IS a nut job. Mckinney is worse though

 

[raptor10]

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Milla Jovovich and Jessica Alba
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