Just wanted to let you guys know...
The British are feeling the pinch in relation to recent bombings and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved". Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Little Bit Cross". Londoners have not been "A Little Bit Cross" since the Blitz in 1940, when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorzied from "Tiresome" to a "Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning was during the great fire of 1666.
Also, the French Government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide". (The only two higher levels in France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate") This rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.
It's not only the English and French that are on a heightened state of alert. Italy has increased its alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing". Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."
The Germans also increased their alert level from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two more levels: "Invade Poland" and "Lose".
Belgians, on the other hand, are all on vacation, as usual, and the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.
The British are feeling the pinch in relation to recent bombings and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved". Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Little Bit Cross". Londoners have not been "A Little Bit Cross" since the Blitz in 1940, when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorzied from "Tiresome" to a "Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning was during the great fire of 1666.
Also, the French Government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide". (The only two higher levels in France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate") This rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.
It's not only the English and French that are on a heightened state of alert. Italy has increased its alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing". Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."
The Germans also increased their alert level from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two more levels: "Invade Poland" and "Lose".
Belgians, on the other hand, are all on vacation, as usual, and the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.
