This dude could learn alot from MB...

[phrogpilot73]

He's going to be in for a long and painful ride... You don't get much more vain or self-centered.

 

[red_ryder]

Ah, but the groom gets to be the first to stab her with a knife and eat a piece of her...that could be fun, too. :tongue2_1

 

[Single Seat]

That guy is so screwed. His balls are probably in a jar buried in the back yard. Poor bastard.

 

[invertedflyer]

I think I just threw up a little... yep.

 

[MasterBates]

HAH!! Event the Manatee did not want that (but wanted a $30K "renewal ceremony" since we got married by the JOP in Milton, with the reception at McGuires)

 

[HeyJoe]

HAH!! Event the Manatee did not want that (but wanted a $30K "renewal ceremony" since we got married by the JOP in Milton, with the reception at McGuires)

Did that happen?

 

[Cate]

As one commenter to the article pointed out, the tradition is to save the top tier of the cake and eat it on the first anniversary. That's a full year of seeing her severed head staring back at you every time you go into the freezer for a Lean Cuisine.

 

[mmx1]

As one commenter to the article pointed out, the tradition is to save the top tier of the cake and eat it on the first anniversary. That's a full year of seeing her severed head staring back at you every time you go into the freezer for a Lean Cuisine.

Yikes.

 

[Single Seat]

As one commenter to the article pointed out, the tradition is to save the top tier of the cake and eat it on the first anniversary. That's a full year of seeing her severed head staring back at you every time you go into the freezer for a Lean Cuisine.

Ahhhhh I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.

 

[Schnugg]

The comments are priceless:

Too bad they didn't show a picture of the groom's cake -- it's a lifesize remake of him holding a gun to his head.

and

What do they do at their one year anniversary...sink a knife into the head they saved?

 

[FormerRecruitingGuru]

I give the marriage 6 months, no i'll be a bit optimistic here; I'll go ahead and give it a year.

 

[Mumbles]

the cake even has sideburns like her...

 

[AllAmerican75]

I give the marriage 6 months, no i'll be a bit optimistic here; I'll go ahead and give it a year.

He'll probably wait a year so he can put a knife into her head.

 

[QuagmireMcGuire]

Oh gawd. These people are so disowned.

 

[MasterBates]

Did that happen?

Nope. I offered to do it if she started working again (and stayed working).

Apparently it was not that important to her.