Well that might be a bit over the top, but I laughed to say the least.
I am having a similar problem, that being that it is citizenship related.
I a Canadian living in Texas and I have about one year and three months till I can apply for citizenship in the United States.  As far as I know there is no way to have citizen expedited for officer candidates.  If you know of any cases like that, please inform me.
My real concern here is that I will have to renounce my Canadian citizenship.  Is this the case?  Must a Marine Corps Officer renounce dual citizenship regardless of nationality?  I am willing to give it up if need be, but as many of you know the Canadian passport is very coveted, and I would be lying if I were to say that when the day comes, I will be very sad, but willing.