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RedFive

RedFive

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You've gotta feel for all those 22 year old future-Ensigns who will be inspired by one or both of these movies only to find themselves a year from now as the 1ST LT DIVO on USS BUCKET standing at attention next to BMC while they watch in amused horror as their Captain rips BM3 a new one in open Mast for getting into a drunken brawl at a strip club in TJ. Bet they don't cover that shit in these movies!!

Man, the Air Force is not going to be anywhere near as fun! ?
 
picklesuit

picklesuit

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The book is actually pretty awesome. Same guy who did all the Horatio Hornblower series, C.S. Forester.

I’ll watch it, even if it’s just to laugh at the bullshit scenes and poor ASW...
 
AllAmerican75

AllAmerican75

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RedFive said:
You've gotta feel for all those 22 year old future-Ensigns who will be inspired by one or both of these movies only to find themselves a year from now as the 1ST LT DIVO on USS BUCKET standing at attention next to BMC while they watch in amused horror as their Captain rips BM3 a new one in open Mast for getting into a drunken brawl at a strip club in TJ.
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At least it's better than all of the undesignated deck seaman deciding it would be a good idea to have a cocaine-fuelled wife-swapping party over a duty weekend, in base housing. We found out because our OS3 (who had been in Deck) went home to find nearly the entirety of Deck Division banging his wife and doing coke.
 
Treetop Flyer

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AllAmerican75 said:
At least it's better than all of the undesignated deck seaman deciding it would be a good idea to have a cocaine-fuelled wife-swapping party over a duty weekend, in base housing. We found out because our OS3 (who had been in Deck) went home to find nearly the entirety of Deck Division banging his wife and doing coke.
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Is it still wife swapping if you aren’t involved? That’s like the devils flip side of showing up solo to a swingers party
 
AllAmerican75

AllAmerican75

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Treetop Flyer said:
Is it still wife swapping if you aren’t involved? That’s like the devils flip side of showing up solo to a swingers party
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I'm not sure. We didn't ask. He literally called our CMC from his front porch asking for CMC to come get him and prevent him from murdering everyone. Fortunately, OS3 recovered and has had a successful career even if his marriage imploded. I guess that's why you don't try to turn a stripper into a housewife. Also, wrap it before you tap it.
 
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exNavyOffRec

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AllAmerican75 said:
At least it's better than all of the undesignated deck seaman deciding it would be a good idea to have a cocaine-fuelled wife-swapping party over a duty weekend, in base housing. We found out because our OS3 (who had been in Deck) went home to find nearly the entirety of Deck Division banging his wife and doing coke.
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Did he end up writing a movie called "Old School"?
 
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exNavyOffRec

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AllAmerican75 said:
I'm not sure. We didn't ask. He literally called our CMC from his front porch asking for CMC to come get him and prevent him from murdering everyone. Fortunately, OS3 recovered and has had a successful career even if his marriage imploded. I guess that's why you don't try to turn a stripper into a housewife. Also, wrap it before you tap it.
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Must have been a good CMC to actually answer the phone and come get him.

Is anyone else wondering if OS3's wife was hot? or am I just fucked up from all that time at sea as a nuke?
 
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