24MAY2021 Pilot/NFO Board

[Mike D.]

Finger print guy shit on me for putting my hand in my pocket. Everyone was on some power tripping bullshit MEPS it seemed like.

Wait till y’all meet candios really stretching their legs for the first time in months lol

 

[Triumph_MAC]

I had a buddy who was stationed at MEPs, when a kid brought him their pee cup, the applicant jokingly said, “I almost spilled it on you”, my unamused buddy responded with, “I almost stabbed you in the neck”…. Needless to say, he got a stern talking to.. lol

 

[Chrdavis]

I was thinking the same thing!!!!

 

[Generic]

I had a buddy who was stationed at MEPs, when a kid brought him their pee cup, the applicant jokingly said, “I almost spilled it on you”, my unamused buddy responded with, “I almost stabbed you in the neck”…. Needless to say, he got a stern talking to.. lol

The two uniformed workers at MEPs were the only normal people working in there at mine.

 

[Hokie2021]

Finger print guy shit on me for putting my hand in my pocket. Everyone was on some power tripping bullshit MEPS it seemed like.

Beckley Meps was a breeze. All the staff seemed to be having a good time and they were all super nice to me.

 

[NevarYalnal]

When y’all went to MEPS did the lab tech that took your urine cup refer to the cup as your “yellowy goodness”.

no but i definitely messed up the line/station order because my OR had drilled into me to hydrate until I was fit to burst so I could provide a sample; I had to stop mid-blood draw to get it done because I was about to explode.

 

[exNavyOffRec]

That’s what I heard.

on a federal Holiday?..............

 

[Mouselovr]

I have a fairly lengthy medical record that took MEPS awhile to read through, so it got passed around their doctors. When I rolled up to Portland MEPS, all the doctors knew me by name, where I went to school and other random facts about me. It was kinda weird and awesome.

 

[Triumph_MAC]

on a federal Holiday?..............

This is quite the curveball… today it is

 

[GodSpeed1997]

on a federal Holiday?..............

I forget that’s recently a thing now. So probably next week then.

 

[Navy21]

My MEPS proctor’s POV, of me, during the urine sampling.

 

[Generic]

My MEPS proctor’s POV, of me, during the urine sampling.

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I just ensured that I was 2 min away from pissing myself before I pissed in the cup.

 

[villo0692]

I can always pee on command, which makes me Ultra Instinct

 

[Stephen0692]

Alright guys, who had POTUS Signs an Executive Order Impacting Results on their aviation board bingo card?

 

[Generic]

Alright guys, who had POTUS Signs an Executive Order Impacting Results on their aviation board bingo card?

Expect the unexpected