You're not doing it right.Joining the mile-high club with an United Airlines stewardess will now cost $25 ..... Cash only please.
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Airline service has officially hit rock bottom
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Sounds like you're making an offer.....but I won't ask if you don't tell.Joining the mile-high club with an United Airlines stewardess will now cost $25 for the transfer of weight aft of CG. Cash only please.
I don't know about United's flight attendants, but I do remember a fantastic layover in Newark, with a People's Express Customer Service rep.
God I loved that airline. They had a DC-9 sitting on the ramp with a flat tire in Jax. A bunch of us were heading home on leave just after Christmas in 85. We offered to change the tire for them and they said we had to have an A&P license. We had 9 of them between us and a guy who was in VR-58 with an IA for DC-9s. Took about 20 minutes to do the tire and PE picked up our bar tab in Newark, amongst other things.
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Another airline story of shitty service
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Thats awesome
That.. was amazing.
