The bad part is knowing the shitter is there and that it will cost dearly if you have to use it.Yeah, but you can just pullover and land, hop out real quick, do your business, and take back off.
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bathrooms on aircraft carriers
- Thread starter Chris94
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At least it's an option for y'all. If you have to shit in a fighter/attack aircraft, you're fucked. Turbo fucked. Options include:
1. Holding it. Good luck.
2. Diverting.
3. Shitting yourself.
I've heard stories of the fabled 'Houdini', but it's a fight to get out of my flight gear in the paraloft---I couldn't get out of my gear in the jet if you held a gun to my head.
I had an IP poop in the back of a t6...I think he was in the circus or something because I don't know how it was possible.
That's incredible. I would've told the stud that we're landing at the nearest suitable field. There are many things I'll risk shitting my pants for---an X is not one of them.
We had just gotten to FL 270 after the big Texan on a XC. This was not going to wait for the descent, and we ended up diverting.
He goes "I'm pinning my seat, the iss is solo, fly straight and level cause I'm shitting my pants right now." Nothing more was ever said.
If you ever have a pilot take a dump in one of the gravity sonobuouy tubes (H-60F or H-3) make sure someone covers the top of the tube with something before you "launch" it.
The wind can cause 'loose material' in the tubes to fly back up into the cabin/cockpit making a big old mess!
The wind can cause 'loose material' in the tubes to fly back up into the cabin/cockpit making a big old mess!
This thread is absolutely the shittiest thread in AW history. I can smell it coming every time, just before it pops up on Whats New. Thanks to the P-3/-8 Bubbas for your generous descriptions of your onboard unisex, gold plated bidets. A special thank you to all for sharing your most precious, private moments, phew!
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This thread is absolutely the shittiest thread in AW history. I can smell it coming every time, just before it pops up on Whats New. Thanks to the P-3/-8 Bubbas for your generous descriptions of your onboard unisex, gold plated bidets. A special thank you to all for sharing your most precious, private moments, phew!
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Poop stories are the godwin of AW threads. It's only a matter of time.
phrogpilot73
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You're all doing it wrong.
Shit into a bag/box just forward of the ramp.
Throw bag/box off the ramp.
Problem solved.
Shit into a bag/box just forward of the ramp.
Throw bag/box off the ramp.
Problem solved.
Huggy- You should get a medal or award for that. Your flight suit is sealed up tighter than a drum with no integrated neck seal? PHEW! So that particular David Clark suit must have been "Huggy's Forever".
or a cool patch...