I have you beat you by far!!!
In an RI hop to Mobile WX is great, I'm in the back enjoying the view, we call ahead for Domino's. We get there, eat the pizza, I'm hyped 'cause I'm next, the IP says go pay for the gas!...sure...the guy in the back for the first leg checks out the fuel packet...uuhh well, that's me....oh Lord I left it...this is a catastrophe...
All I thought was me sleeping that night tucked in a humungus pink sheet, and I hadn't even strapped in!!! No way in hell!!! I thought... well, I looked around they were all at the lounge so very swiftly I broke out my very own American Express and paid for the $75.00...I thought just pretend you got a hell of a deal renting a Jet Ranger for an hour...
That was six years ago and you guys are the first ones to know...besides my dad, he laughed his a$$ off and called me a dumba$$...
Good thing it wasn't a '53...