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[Spin]

Now ..... dammit ... where did I put those stilettos. Oh yes ...... now I remember ..... I was at Don Pablo's office and the cable guy was working. When low and behold ..... I saw Don and the cable guy walking away ..... together ........ HAND IN HAND with dresses and Stilettos ...... The Plot thickens ... Now ...... OMG ... what's my name?!?!?! (Celine Dion begins to sing theme music and cut to commercial).

 

[NavyLonghorn]

Celine Dion my ass.. its gotta be one of those cheesy key boards from the 80's. You know.. kinda like pron music when they are trying to show "Romance." Not that I've ever in my life seen a porn.

 

[kevin]

julia, thank GOD! finally. take that longhorn, spin, jaerose, don pablo, santa, easter bunny, whoever else.

 

[jaerose]

That's why my mom would never tell me who my father was...she was embarrassed of his sock smuggling and smelly Tex-Mex restaurant, not to mention that she obviously turned him gay! I guess I have another sister, too, but sorry for her that she has to be MY twin...I mean, just freakin' look at me!

I hear that on next season's first episode kevin and lis4lady's lust-child is born with an allergy to anything electric, then kevin takes the lust-child to Montel Williams' show for a paternity test and discovers that it's really Longhorn's lust-child! Stay tuned for more trailer-trash excitement...(music: bow-chica-bow-wow-chica-wow...)

JR

 

[kevin]

in episode 2, kevin rears up and trailer-trash-bashes longhorn for tainting the one woman he fought so hard for. he then goes to get tex-mex for the afternoon (that alone accounts for an action-packed hour).

 

[kevin]

what's wrong with you people? it's been nearly 24 hrs since anyone posted here! dont let the dream die, people.

 

[kevin]

well since were together now, dont i have to? and i need to eat...considering i cant pop something in the microwave (remember i gave up electricity for you) fishing is one of the few alternatives. that and grabbing squirrels around the city here.

 

[wildflyin69]

Squirrels in NYC are on crack, I've seen them attack old ladies whom they suspected of withholding food...this was today's random thought, though after reading some of this thread I don't think it is too out of place

 

[jaerose]

Watch out, those city squirrels carry West Nile, Rabies, SARS, Plague, many other microbes, as well as acorns and various nuts. I'd also guard my box of Clusters!

JR

"You--Should--Have--Bought--A--Squirrel"
-Rat Race

 

[wildflyin69]

hehe, that was a good movie....

 

[NavyLonghorn]

I leave for a day and I have a lust child and got my ass trailor bashed. I gotta stay on top of things...

Ohh wait.. since Ive had a lust child.. maybe staying on top of things was my problem in the first place.

 

[Spin]

Squirrels, you should see the sewer rats!!!! Those damn things are HUGE!!!

 

[kimphil]

Originally posted by Spin
Squirrels, you should see the sewer rats!!!! Those damn things are HUGE!!!

Forget rats and squirrels, the worst city vermin are pigeons. I've been crapped on by pigeons no less than three times!

 

[kaiangel]

Oh my god, I can't believe that I just read this entire thread. Talk about losing valuable minutes.

 

[AviatorMR239]

Originally posted by Lis4Lady
I'm sorry, I lost track of the dream somewhere in the Florida Keys. Anyone want to go fishing?

i was down at the naval hospital there a few weeks ago to do my medical exam...i love the keys...the BOQ were better than expected, wish i could have stayed longer