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Um, even if hamsters were running on wheels to power his PC...that's still electricity (what do you think computers run on), so he actually broke his promise. Sorry, Kevin! Let the hating commence =)

JR
 
Hey FNG listen up....

"Ok nugget, kick the tires, light the fires,
select Zone 5, tag the bogey
but don't get in a furball.
Don't boresight, check six,
bingo to mom, Got it?"

See www.tailhook.org for a translation key.
r/
"Goz"
F-14A/B/D
NFWS 1989
 
jaerose, come on man. i am running the wheel. no hampsters, rats, no nothing. the tiny bit of electricity i've worked my butt off for (literally) is meager compared to what i could do, like buying a computer. so dont try to ruin things for me. jackass.

lislady, i could hardly stand your absence. thank the good Lord you didnt leave me for one of those delightful little lobsters.
 
oh a whole lobster dinner i can totally understand....but for just one lobster would leave me feeling somehow inadequate.
 
C'mon Kevin! Fight for your woman...at least make her need a full blown surf and turf dinner (lobster and steak) to leave...have at least that much self-worth.

JR
 
lobster and steak? who am i to try and compare myself to something like that. after all, im just a piece of meat.
 
I just wasted 40 min of my life reading this thread. D@mn you all
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Honestly though it was amusing
 
Actual lines from U.S military Officer Efficiency Reports:

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer
Got into the gene pool while the life guard wasn't watching
A room temperature IQ
Got a full 6 pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together
A prime candidate for natural de-selection
Bright as Alaska in December
Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming
So dense, light bends around him (I love this one)
If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week
Wheel is turning but the hamster is dead



Extracts from Royal Navy and Marines Officer fitness reports:

His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity
I would not breed from this officer
He has carried out each and every one of his duties to his entire satisfaction
He would be out of his depth in a car park puddle
This young lady has delusions of adequacy
This medical officer has used my ship to carry his genitals from port to port, and my officers to carry him from bar to bar.
Since my last report he has reached rock bottom and has started to dig
She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to meet them
He has the wisdom of youth and the energy of old age
Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.
This man is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot"
 
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