Harrier Dude
Living the dream
Seems that you would really be waiting until the last minute, for the sole purpose of taking out your angst...
But I understand what you're saying since there are more Phrogs than Shitters or Skids. But it seems that since they bone the Phrogs up front, followed by Skids then Shitters in reality it would work the opposite (unless you're going to ride Mr. Toad's wild ride until the end).
Believe it or not (and as funny as it may seem), there is no animosity in the order. I was told (like you said) that it had to do with how many we have and how much each of them are worth (in terms of $$ and utility to the MEU).
I agree, though. I can't imagine this ever working out as briefed. If I lose my brakes, if somebody doesn't stop me, I'll probably be going over the scupper really soon, and hence jumping out.