So...nothing like the old AOCS Club, I gather? A shame.
How about anything/someone like "The Couth Lady"? Mrs. Leppert (as I recall...could be wrong...) who taught you how to eat at a formal table setting, how to ask a young lady for a dance, how to comport yourself in a dressy setting...and who helped pair you (if required) with a visiting Student Nurse for the AOCS Regimental Ball. Still do quarterly (or so) Regimental Balls? Great fun...
Well, we had "Hi-Moms" the night before graduation in our SDB's but nothing else like that. I am glad to hear at least one thing about modern OCS sucks worse than the good old days though...