Thank you!
Hopefully, my response won't change that opinion of me.
A friend of mine who attended a different law school than me had a professor that was part of the McDonald's coffee case. Unfortunately, most people are not aware of the extend of the lady's injuries as the media deemed it impolite to comment on it.
The coffee was so hot that when it spilled into her lap, it melted her female genitalia. There was serious nerve damage which hindered her ability to feel a response down there, in addition to the severe third degree burns on her thighs and buttocks.
So, taking that into consideration, how many of you would want some serious money if spilt coffee was so hot that it melted your yahoo and you couldn't get anymore nookie?