Hah! Great question! We flew with....drum roll....the Leatherman!! Still carry one to this day!!
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Funny....first time I ever actually needed one in the jet, I was in my 2 seat tour and had a WSO that brought one. I did "surgery" on the ARS panel to try to bring it back to life and retract the hose/basket assembly, IAW my skipper's in flight surgery manual translated over rep freq. Didn't work, thing was super dead. Ended up trying to cut it with the old guillotine somewhere off the FL coast, which also failed to work. Then diverted to Oceana with our 22k lbs or so of remaining gas and landed, dragging that poor thing down the runway. Impressively very minimal damage....none to the jet, and really only the basket itself was ground down on the bottom/runway side. We looked like a real dumpster fire getting towed back to the line however, as my non-workup friends randomly taxied by and welcomed me home Missed almost a week of TSTA waiting for jet to get fixed......silver lining.