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Death row inmate pulls out eye and eats it

burningfeathers

Reading the grout jokes
This prisoner guy is an ass. If his eyes were phoria free, I would have gladly taken them off his hands for him, no painful self gouging needed........
 

Birdog8585

Milk and Honey
pilot
Contributor
I once flew a pair of eyeballs in the cockpit from DFW to SFO ....

I also flew a few loads of bull semen -- again, in the cockpit :eek: -- and prime stuff :thumbup_1 -- all the way from DFW - MIA - SAEZ for the amusement and edification of some Gauchos ...

AHH HAA!! So you Fighter Jocks DO fly cargo! The wool has finally been clipped from my eyes :D


edit: OK just realized that that was a weird pun
 

bb081132

New Member
I used to work for TDCJ. Offenders were doing things to themselves all the time just so they could get out of their cell and see the doctor; sort of like a change of scenery.

Offenders would let themselves get bitten by dangerous spiders and even go so far as to smother feces in an infected wound.
 
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