...Short of someone who's done an exchange tour with the Navy or Marines, I believe I've got a way better-than-average understanding of Navy/Marine aviation culture for an AF Driver. ...As a non-Navy/Marine guy who looks at y'all with AF spectacles, just realize that I see stuff that makes me chuckle too. And the U-2 "ready room" is a hilarious place to air these things. Tomorrow, for example, I expect there will be the following Navy/Marine backgrounds in there for end-of-the-week celebrations: S-3, EA-6B, Harrier, P-3, and T-45. We will poke each other in the eye and have a great time doing it.
But only if I could get rid of that awful ejection seat harness. Yes, that would be a deal-breaker.
I would caveat most of what you say by pointing out you were long in a very small and very unique part of the USAF that is unlike any other, every U-2 driver I've worked with over the past few years has been awesome but not one was very USAF-like in comparison to their peers.
Having gone through USAF training, been in a 'joint' squadron and working with them to this day (our 'SEL' MSgt sits facing me now) I can confidently say I've rarely regretted choosing the Navy over the USAF. And the harness, never bothered me.
P.S. I hope you rock that scarf and those ugly green flight boots while trying to avoid saying words like head and box this afternoon.