I was just following your model of making a "witty" comment and never presenting an argument. If you want to get into a pissing match... The ability to stay on station for more than 10 minutes, FAC(A), and carry a lot more stuff that isn't just bombs. Things like a targeting pod that isn't compromised for LO, Mavericks, rockets, or whatever else you want to hang on there. For strafing it actually has a CCIP, which would certainly seem helpful (right, not talking about the gun). It actually has armor, two engines, can take a 23MM round to the face, all of which would certainly seem relevant for flying CAS. If previous LO aircraft are any indication it should cost half as much to operate (conservatively), which would be a lot less if they weren't still trying to keep a 30+ year old aircraft flying.
I guess it is irrelevant and the F-35 will serve as an excellent replacement, if one considers CAS dropping two JDAM's "outside the threat envelope" and we don't stay/get involved in any more small wars.