Favorite Top Gun quote(s)

[Schnugg]

From SNL's "Iceman...The Later Years"

The scene...15 years later...Tom Kazanski is an airline pilot for Southwest....
Iceman: "Hell of a Bird, I had this baby up to Mach 3 yesterday"
Co-Pilot: "You weren't going mach 3 in a 727 !"
Iceman: "I was shaving with a Mach 3...when you shave with a Mach 3 there's no time to think...you think, you're dead..."
Co-Pilot: "What are you talking about????"
Iceman: "You guys are dangerous..."
Co-Pilot: "Tom, I'm gonna ask you to stop saying that."

Cheers.

 

[BigWorm]

That was funny

Hey Big Worm how's the weather down there?

I hate this humidity. Without fail, every time I take the bike out, the monsoon comes. Just did the pressure chamber today, that was some funny trash watching everybody get hypoxic while they make us play patty-cake.

 

[csv228]

Goose "you live your life between your legs man"

I think I am near 2 million times by now

 

[AviatorMR239]

Charlie: "The pilot performs a Split-S....that's the last thing you should do in that situation, what were you thinking?"
Mav: "You don't have time to think....if you think....you're dead"
Charlie: "That's a big gamble with a 30 million dollar aircraft lt."
Hollywood: "Gutsiest move i ever saw man"

Goose: "we're going head to head, i can't believe we're doing this"
Mav: "Stand-by... Viper's coming down"

Goose: "watch the mountains"


Iceman 15 years later to crew after landing: "You guys wanna go back to the hotel and shower and dry off and play some volleyball?"

 

[vegita1220]

Yeah I watch that almost everyday...

"you can be my wingman anytime"
"yeah, right...whatever."
"wait, don't go......these guys are dangerous."

 

[Daedalus]

'I'm gonna give you your dream shot, I still can't believe I’m doing this, I'm going to send you two up against the best, you two 'clowns?' are going top Top Gun'

Paraphrase, I haven't memorized it, I have only seen it 86 times, but I have some time before I apply so I can see it the last 14 times for the qual.

 

[ScottHook]

I'm about 1000% positive that its "They were abused children" instead of "never abuse children", although that is a noble lesson we all need I'm sure.

On the Sundown thing. I find it ironic that Sundown is in pretty much EVERY scene. Also, does anyone else feel that the call sign "Sundown" was really pushing the politically correct line for the Navy?

"I'll have what he's having...Hemlock is it?"

"You're one of the best pilots in the Navy..." Damn straight, and don't you forget it.

 

[AviatorMR239]

one my buddy and i still use:

"we're gonna have a good time"
"always"
(clink beer bottles)

and every now and then i'll throw in a:

"now this is what i call a target-rich environment"

 

[kimphil]

Someone needs to develop a Top Gun drinking game.

 

[goplay234]

I personally like, "Come on Mav, do some of that pilot $hit." It's a classic. A drinking game would be good. Maybe everytime you hear a call sign?

 

[kimphil]

1) One shot every time "Danger Zone" is played.

2) One shot every time Maverick does a fly-by.

Any more?

 

[AviatorMR239]

next time you watch the movie, count how many times tom cruise turns his head to the side so you can see his profile and huge schnoz, maybe i've watched it one too many times, but he's always looking off to his right... guarantee you that you do a shot every time he does that you'll be toasted

 

[BigWorm]

You want a drinking game? Watch the Great Santini and have a shot of Wild Turkey every time he refers to his children as his “hogs”

 

[AviatorMR239]

i'm still trying to find that around here on video....lousey romantic comedies take up half the damn video store

 

[kellyjd]

"Mother Goose, you big *****!"
(When Maverick leaves the volleyball game to meet Carlie)