Flash !!! VP CHENEY Shoots Lawyer !!!

[A4sForever]

AP news is confirming that VP Cheney has just shot a man while hunting together @ the Armstrong Ranch in South Texas ...

The gent was taken to the Corpus Christi Memorial Hospital --- the injury is not life threatening --- so the hunt goes on ??? HOOOORAH !!! The fellow was a friend of the VP's and a lawyer from Austin --- excellent shot, Mr. VP --- but if this guy was a "FRIEND" --- can you imagine what Cheney would do to an ENEMY ???

Thank God's he's on our side .....VP Cheney , that is ....

I can hardly wait for Leno's take on this Monday night .....

 

[selmacf7]

Late shows are going to be great tomorrow night...

 

[DCLegal]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,184617,00.html

 

[A4sForever]

There is also no truth to the rumor that lawyer Whittington decided to take one "for the team" ... to send a message to former VP chief of staff Scooter Libby ....

 

[nittany03]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,184617,00.html

And the quote of the article . . . "Bird shot disperses a spray of small pellets rather than a single larger shotgun round." Umm . . . DUH. So does buckshot. I don't even hunt and I know that.

 

[ChuckMK23]

So did Cheney violate Rule 2 or Rule 3?

 

[Fly Navy]

So did Cheney violate Rule 2 or Rule 3?

I don't think either... a lawyer is a valid target

 

[A4sForever]

There is also no truth to the rumor that immediately after the shooting --- Secret Service agents wrestled the shooting victim to the ground.

 

[HeyJoe]

So new question needs to be inserted into the screening at PCola:

Would you rather be shot by the VP (birdshot) or hit in the head by a golf ball by the President (Ford, that is)?

 

[Fly Navy]

So new question needs to be inserted into the screening at PCola:

Would you rather be shot by the VP (birdshot) or hit in the head by a golf ball by the President (Ford, that is)?

What's the range? Pk of birdshot at range is very very low.

 

[HeyJoe]

Answer the question!!

What's the range? Pk of birdshot at range is very very low.

When you take the tests there, you don't get to ask qualifying questions back. How about "would you rather punch your mother in the face or throw up on a bus?"

Not sure would those questions revealed, but somehow they were supposed to know if you might be the next son of sam or a cyborg/replicant like in Blade Runner.

 

[Fly Navy]

Hmm, well a golf ball to the head at close range is probably a guaranteed kill.... birdshot at close range leaves a NASTY surface wound and can do some damage in vital areas.... I'll take my chances with a golf ball there though, since there will be less overall trauma. At range? Definitely birdshot, it loses energy very fast as opposed to a golf ball.

 

[Punk]

 

[ChuckMK23]

OMG that is hilarious!

 

[Schnugg]

Shouldn't this thread be in the new "Gun Forum"?