I don't disagree. I'm just saying that it's tough getting from the Tube to the hatch with your 'chute when you're sitting on deck doing a Ditch & Bailout drill. Add smoke, fire, nighttime, wrasslin' with the controls up front, I think a successful full-crew bailout is a doubtful proposition at best. Ditching is a better bet - apparently Hummers float pretty well - but unless you're sitting ACO and right under the hatch, and it's open and stowed and everything works as advertised, I still wouldn't want to try it.
I believe that's an Whale in the picture above? Pretty relevant - it had a similarly doubtful bailout system and the joke was that A3D stood for All Three Dead (as in all three aircrew). But you can see the crew sitting on the wings and waiting for the helo, so you're absolutely right. Never say die.