"We stole the eagle from the Air Force, the anchor from the Navy, and the rope from the Army. On the seventh day, while God rested, we overran his perimeter, stole the globe, and we've been running the show ever since. We live like soldiers, swear like sailors, and slap the hell out of both of them at the same time. Fighter by day, lover by night, drunkard by choice, and United States Marine by act of God. Semper Fi."
Oorah. And happy birthday to us.