Indian Court: Stewardesses can be fired for being fat.

[Single Seat]

I'm sorry, I missed that. I couldn't hear you over American Idle. Come back during a commercial.

Kill yourself!

 

[AJB37]

Overweight (sic) has got nothing to do w/ it ... as far as pilots go -- I was told early on the best ones were gray or bald.

I laughed in my youthful ignorance ... and later became a believer.

Was that when you yourself became gray?

 

[A4sForever]

Was that when you yourself became gray?

No ... I'm quite certain the two occurring simultaneously was purely coincidental.

 

[brownshoe]

I dunno ... when I was being interviewed by my first airline -- PSA, a.k.a. "Poor Sailor Airline" out of San Dog then ... we were screened at the same time as a bunch of STEW candidates ---- and in case you are wondering, they were SoCal goddesses -- each & every one.

The only way management could pick & choose between the beautiful and extremely beautiful was to line 'em up in the hall next to the wall --- pick up a flashlight, walk the line and shine it in one ear -- if the light shinned all the way through to the wall -- they weren't hired. If it didn't -- they were ....

*sigh* ... again, civilization.

Sorry for the late reply I was shanghaied Friday evening by a group of neighbors in the early evening, I also had to work over the weekend. (Get to all this in a minute.)

So anyway this is why my sister didn’t make the grade. Not surprised… poor soul is about as sharp as a pound of wet leather. If I were married to her, I’d have to duct tape her mouth shut. Her husband deserves a medal!

As I’d said I was under siege Friday evening by a group of thirsty neighbors in the early evening. Also I had to work over the weekend.

Earlier in the week I’d promised a friend who’s an engineer for another company in town, help with some problems he was having with a set of site drawings he’s now working on. I’d thought being Monday when I’d made the promise I’d have the rest of the week to finish helping him. Well after putting out one fire after another all week long, I ran out of time. I worked yesterday and today, finished late this afternoon, done!

Needless to say my neighbors depleted my beer and wine supply, so off I went to the neighborhood store for a cold six pack of “Miller Lite:” I also broke a rule and got some spicy “Popeye’s” chicken, red beans and rice with a few jalapeño peppers, gonna suffer tomorrow I know. (Didn’t want to cook.):icon_wink

Now I’m gonna kick back, drink a beer, eat some chicken, and watch “The Bridges at Toko-Ri” for the umpteenth time.

Steve

 

[FLYTPAY]

DISSERTATION..........Now I’m gonna kick back, drink a beer, eat some chicken, and watch “The Bridges at Toko-Ri” for the umpteenth time.

Steve

Steve, I think you must have shotgunned that 6-pack on the way home It was definitely great to see that the airline considers appearance as an important part of perosnality! I always get tired of hearing people say "she has a great personality" as a "selling point". It's like trying to sell someone a Puma and telling them it has a great kitchen! The male pysche is programmed to find the most attractive mate because of the offspring that they will produce. This "natural selection" of the most attractive mate has underlying benefits of health and intelligence, the reason beauty is associated with both. So the next time one of you single guys gets accused of being shallow, tell the accuser you are participating in natural selection and protecting your DNA. +1 to India for having cahones.