Haha, I'm busting boat guys' balls. They get to drive the sexy birds, but I get paid extra loot to stay in a king bed in a hotel on this deployment. I have a feeling next deployment will be to trashcanistan or somewhere equally shitty, so I'm living it up right now. The only ones with a better scam are COD bubbas, or Reservistas.
I got a COD buddy of mine iwho says they are paying for their awesome deal right now down in Haiti, but he still wouldn't trade it for anything else!