Marine Options currently at VMI/The Citadel

[MasterBates]

I can wear shorts and expose my non-scrawny legs in public.

I'm not going shirtless though.

 

[Swanee]

And I've had a Marine serve me at a Mess Night. What is your point?

Oh, and I've never met a Marine under the age of 45 who wears Jorts.

 

[phrogdriver]

...Umm...I think he's referring to the Marine Corps PT uniform shorts, both versions of which can correctly be described as not, shall we say,"in fashion."

Settle down, Francis.