Dude, as hot as Lindsey Lohan is, I still think that feels like robbing the cradle. And Jenna Bush's sister is better looking anyway. I think "Nasty Hick" isn't as much a fit for Gretchen Wilson as "talentless hack." And as for Paris Hilton . . . :watching_ :sick_125: :yuck_125: Man, I'm not even gonna go there.