Holy shit, ain't that the truth...
I was always put off by the 'progressive' integration of handicapped persons into the Rhode Island workforce, and specifically at Ney Hall. Every once and a while, one of them would go on a rampage in the scullery, and the QRF would be called in to subdue them with tranq darts. Oh, and never, ever use the salt shakers. EVER. Ever wonder why the shit's all clumpy? Those 'integrated' folks had a tendency to lick them while they were cleaning up.
Of course, I was there about ten years ago, so things may have changed.
QRF to the chow hall.....you can't make this shit up.