BlackBearHockey
go blue...
Eh, what the hell I'll post the 397 word essay. I'm probably not gonna use this, though, since it sounds too choppy and underdeveloped for my taste. So I'll probably remove the burger part. You tell me though:
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There are few things more American than a good burger. Many people use frozen patties out of convenience, even though this sacrifices taste. Their reasoning is that it’s “just a burger,” but I don’t see it that way. I prefer to make my burgers from scratch. The extra time it takes me to mix together quality ingredients, mold some patties and cook them just right results in several satisfied palettes at every barbecue. But my commitment to be the best goes far beyond cooking burgers, which is why I make an excellent candidate for a U.S. Naval officer.
Seriously, the burger thing needs to go. I'm all for metaphors, I think they're the best tool in the language and use them as much as possible (though mostly spliced with Top Gun quotes ). If you really want to keep the McReference, slim it down to one sentence. Ex:, "Instead of purchasing typical convenience burgers, if one opts to create his own from scratch, the taste and uniqueness will provide for a much more delightful consumption." <-- That's stupid, but you get the idea, don't go on and on about a burger. You're applying for a job in which if you screw up, people die. It's not a patty-cake liason position. Sorry, but it is my personal opinion that likening being a Naval Officer to a grill master, however indirectly, is absurd. You can definitely find something unique that will tie into it much better.
Life as a Naval officer will certainly be challenging. I intend to approach that challenge with the same zeal in which I have undertook all of my jobs, consistently resulting in outstanding performance. As a teacher at Kaplan, 62% of my students rated me “excellent” overall, and students routinely request to be in my class at the local High School where I teach.
Having that success in teaching is good, as it shows that the men you will lead and subsequently teach will listen and react well. However, how many times have you had a teacher that you've liked but haven't learned a damn thing? I would much rather see "My students aced all their tests and scored X points better on the SAT" than "they really liked me" if that data is available.
The other paragraphs were OK, not much to change around except for some wording, content was good though.
Overall, there were some good points and bad. In my honest opinion, a lot of it sounded wishy-washy, almost little-leagueish. I hope I do well or Gee golly I sure think I can do it. I'd like it to sound more assertive. Replace words that imply probability with words that assure certainty. Also, sentence structure-wise, everything was very short. Lengthen some sentences, shorten others. A longer sentence followed by a three-word punchout can be very effective.
I would suggest adding a few lines about wanting the lifestyle of the Navy too. Me personally, and granted this coming from a lowly Mid, but I love the Navy 24/7. I seriously can't get enough. I'm not doing it just to maybe fly, but to be immersed in the culture and fraternity. The above statement almost treated it as a 9-5. Now, I wouldn't recommend you describe your hard-on for the Navy either, but find a nice middle ground.
The choppiness you described, I wouldn't worry about it, it's not a long enough piece to have seamless transitions. I liked how it had a professional tone, but felt a lot of it was a little too topical.
Hope that helps.