inittowinit
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Uh.... it took me and my family like 5 years from green card to citizenship, so I sincerely DOUBT you can "get it any time". We weren't exactly from a third-world country either.
I think you're confusing the time it takes to fulfill the residency requirement for naturalization with the processing time it actually takes to process an application. You need to have been a permanent resident of the US for at least 5 years before you can be naturalized, however, once you have completed the 5 years the application itself takes much less time. I have already been a permanent resident for 10 years, so no problem on that count.
As for the disorderly conduct, first, I will obviously not try to act innocent to the selection board. That being said, I WAS innocent. The cop flat out lied on his report. I threw one stick into the grass near a highway overpass, FAR FROM THE HIGHWAY. On the arrest report, this was transformed by the cop into me "throwing debris from the highway overpass onto the highway." What I actually did might in the harshest possible analysis be described as reckless and dangerous (cause there is the slightest chance that my stick might have *possibly* been blown by the wind onto the highway, lol, fat chance). However, what the cop says I did, that is throwing "debris" and "onto the highway" flat out says that I did something extremely dangerous, if fact that I did it precisely to try to cause great harm (why else throw things onto a highway?). Besides, right after my arrest I talked to the detective at my school about this and he told me that this is something outrageous, throwing a stick is not even enough for a fine, maybe a word with a cop, certainly not something that you are slammed on the hood of a car, handcuffed, and taken to the station for.