Navy vs Air Force

[CWJones411]

I don't get the Air Force picture... girls' night out?

 

[Junkball]

if I wanted a uniform that looked like a greyhound bus driver, then I would of joined the AF

If I wanted to look like the SS/Imperial Navy then I would have joined the AF!

 

[VetteMuscle427]

if I wanted a uniform that looked like a greyhound bus driver, then I would of joined the AF

And if you want to look like this guy... you join the Navy.

 

[TailDraggar]

2001 called they want their picture back.

^^ LOL. Thanks

 

[Xtndr50boom]

if I wanted a uniform that looked like a greyhound bus driver, then I would of joined the AF

I'd rather be mistaken for a bus driver than be mistaken for a sailor

 

[Flash]

I find the arguments about which service has better looking women mildly amusing. A hot E-4 will end your career just as easily as an ugly E-4. Pretty much the only thing you would have going for you is that you could say 'yes' to the question 'Was she at least hot?' when you describe the story of your shortened career.

 

[Xtndr50boom]

I find the arguments about which service has better looking women mildly amusing. A hot E-4 will end your career just as easily as an ugly E-4. Pretty much the only thing you would have going for you is that you could say 'yes' to the question 'Was she at least hot?' when you describe the story of your shortened career.

With all due respect, Flash. At that point, I'd think every little bit helps

 

[MasterBates]

Since I don't see no AF unitard in the 1st pic, I'll bet it was probably a USN C-2 Aircrewman blowing his per diem.

 

[ftn1313]

Until said poser gets exposed by the real thing. Satisfying.

Last time the "real thing" tried to one up me and take the girl I was hitting on, he lost. Interjecting words like "Pilot" and "Naval Aviator" or phrases like "Well yesterday when I was flying my jet." into a conversation doesn't get you much if thats all the game you can bring to the table. Enlisted AC always get the best tang anyhow, my O's always ask me to talk to girls for them.

 

[Godspeed]

Last time the "real thing" tried to one up me and take the girl I was hitting on, he lost. Interjecting words like "Pilot" and "Naval Aviator" or phrases like "Well yesterday when I was flying my jet." into a conversation doesn't get you much if thats all the game you can bring to the table. Enlisted AC always get the best tang anyhow, my O's always ask me to talk to girls for them.

Oh snap.

 

[Flash]

Last time the "real thing" tried to one up me and take the girl I was hitting on, he lost. Interjecting words like "Pilot" and "Naval Aviator" or phrases like "Well yesterday when I was flying my jet." into a conversation doesn't get you much if thats all the game you can bring to the table. Enlisted AC always get the best tang anyhow, my O's always ask me to talk to girls for them.

Let me guess, she was leaning against the bar at Mi Pueblo when this went down and she tipped the scales at about 250. Hope that worked out well for you when you had to gnaw your arm off this morning.

 

[phrogdriver]

Last time the "real thing" tried to one up me and take the girl I was hitting on, he lost. Interjecting words like "Pilot" and "Naval Aviator" or phrases like "Well yesterday when I was flying my jet." into a conversation doesn't get you much if thats all the game you can bring to the table. Enlisted AC always get the best tang anyhow, my O's always ask me to talk to girls for them.

Umm...yeah...

Two things. I've seen the ones they bring around.

Also, your location shows you're at Whibdey Island. I'm not sure that P-3 guys are the most representative competition.:icon_tong

Looking at the overall Navy/MC, though, I don't think this whole uniform thing is working out for anyone all that well, because I see a lot of fugly wives and girlfriends walking around.

And to readdress an earlier point, the Air Force does have much better looking women on average, both O and E than the other services. Then again, the cheerleading squad had better looking girls than the football team, too.

 

[Clux4]

Umm...yeah...

And to readdress an earlier point, the Air Force does have much better looking women on average, both O and E than the other services. Then again, the cheerleading squad had better looking girls than the football team, too.

It sounds like a joke but there is ALOT of truth to that statement.

 

[HercDriver]

And to readdress an earlier point, the Air Force does have much better looking women on average, both O and E than the other services. Then again, the cheerleading squad had better looking girls than the football team, too.

I am stealing this. Thank you.

Have you ever been to a large Air Force hospital and looked at their "Dr/Nurse/Airman of the Quarter/Year" board? At two large AF hospitals I've been to, both of the boards I saw were full of pics of hot women.

Chicks dig being part of "A paramilitary organization that shuttles around the Army" as my father-in-law, (a retired Army guy) likes to call them.

 

[zab1001]

Last time the "real thing" tried to one up me and take the girl I was hitting on, he lost. Interjecting words like "Pilot" and "Naval Aviator" or phrases like "Well yesterday when I was flying my jet." into a conversation doesn't get you much if thats all the game you can bring to the table. Enlisted AC always get the best tang anyhow, my O's always ask me to talk to girls for them.

My experience has gone the other way. The usual routine:

Said poser starts talking with his hands and running his suck about being a "Pilot" or a "Naval Aviator." Ask 2 or 3 very simple questions. Get wrong answers. Ask 1 or 2 more simple, pointed questions, get wrong answers. Call them out. EVERY time: (low voice) "err, come on sir, I'm just trying to..."

But I agree, using an occupation, real or not, to try to pick up indicates a douchebag.