Navy vs Air Force

[C420sailor]

Or you could develop personality, wit and charm.

And if that fails, there's always the roofie colada...giggity giggity.

 

[DanMa1156]

Anyway... back on topic to making fun of the Air Force... this is my Air Force Cadet roomate last semester trying to get his rack out of the cieling after my plebes taped it up into a sausage shape and shoved it up into the cieling and cut the tape so it laid flat among all the tiles during Air Force week. When we finally hinted his rack might be up there, it was funny as hell watching him squirm it out... fortunately my other roomate (a Navy Mid) started feeling generous and helped him out.

Go Navy!

 

[FLYTPAY]

this is my Air Force Cadet roomate last semester trying to get his rack out of the cieling after my plebes taped it up into a sausage shape and shoved it up into the cieling and cut the tape so it laid flat among all the tiles during Air Force week.

Tactically brilliant! +1 By the way

 

[puck_11]

Why is that bad??? <If you're in college> I remember it quite fondly...

Unless you're the football player near my hometown college that took a 16 year old home last year, her parents found out and now he's in jail for statutory rape.

 

[FLYTPAY]

Unless you're the football player near my hometown college that took a 16 year old home last year, her parents found out and now he's in jail for statutory rape.

OK funny story that I am sure some of you have heard. So there was a guy who recently went through API who had been on a cruise for Spring Break when he was at the Academy. While on the cruise, a Mid had been talking to a girl and went to the bathroom. When he came back to the girl, he witnesses our subject hitting on the girl he was already talking to and kindly asks our subject to lay off. The subject says "you don't know who you are talking to.....I'm an astronaut!"...as he breaks out his military ID. Mid A responds "We both go to the same school, you are not an astronaut!".........so go forward some time and our subject gets commissioned and reports to Pcola. While there he meets a 16 year old who works at Winn Dixie.....he gets permission from her parents to marry her and he does! One day in API, he gets a call from her high school because she got in trouble for something. Our subject then has to tell the API staff why he has to go pick his wife up from the principle's office!

 

[nittany03]

My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw an Ensign marry a sixteen-year-old in API. I guess it's pretty serious.

I've heard that story about an E-4 before, but never an O-1. Details identical except it was his supervisor he had to explain it to. Methinks we have an urban legend here.

 

[FLYTPAY]

I've heard that story about an E-4 before, but never an O-1. Details identical except it was his supervisor he had to explain it to. Methinks we have an urban legend here.

There are actual names and classmates of this guy who can vouch for it.

 

[wingsB4rings]

There are actual names and classmates of this guy who can vouch for it.

Me being one of them...it's true.

 

[nittany03]

Good Lord. There's a multifaceted AW inside joke in there somewhere.

 

[bunk22]

Last time the "real thing" tried to one up me and take the girl I was hitting on, he lost. Interjecting words like "Pilot" and "Naval Aviator" or phrases like "Well yesterday when I was flying my jet." into a conversation doesn't get you much if thats all the game you can bring to the table. Enlisted AC always get the best tang anyhow, my O's always ask me to talk to girls for them.

You must have some real fucktards for O's then.

 

[a2b2c3]

OK funny story that I am sure some of you have heard. So there was a guy who recently went through API who had been on a cruise for Spring Break when he was at the Academy. While on the cruise, a Mid had been talking to a girl and went to the bathroom. When he came back to the girl, he witnesses our subject hitting on the girl he was already talking to and kindly asks our subject to lay off. The subject says "you don't know who you are talking to.....I'm an astronaut!"...as he breaks out his military ID. Mid A responds "We both go to the same school, you are not an astronaut!".........so go forward some time and our subject gets commissioned and reports to Pcola. While there he meets a 16 year old who works at Winn Dixie.....he gets permission from her parents to marry her and he does! One day in API, he gets a call from her high school because she got in trouble for something. Our subject then has to tell the API staff why he has to go pick his wife up from the principle's office!

Yeah I know the story and the guy. If you ask me the girl was a genius. Assuming I'm thinking of the right guy, their marriage ended in Corpus in divorce. She got half of everything. Smart investing on her part.

 

[H60Gunner]

Besides, the Navy is all about tradition. What is more traditional than PI LBFMs?

Next time you have a flight to PI, sched a leg to SKA, SFF, or GEG. Give me a heads up and I'll bring mucho pesos in the name of tradition!

 

[MasterBates]

Yeah I know the story and the guy. If you ask me the girl was a genius. Assuming I'm thinking of the right guy, their marriage ended in Corpus in divorce. She got half of everything. Smart investing on her part.

Only half?

Most SNAGs would bitch that she got "Screwed" because she did not get it ALL! :icon_rage:icon_rage:icon_rage

(in a anti-ex-wife, anti family-court and anti-marriage mood in general today.... Mostly because I have been dealing with RV in winter problems like lack of working plumbing on and off all week. This comment just set me off for some reason)

 

[sevenhelmet]

^^^

Just TODAY? Isn't that your normal state of mind?

 

[MasterBates]

It was worse than normal the last couple days. When the RV is fine, I don't notice it but when I run into a problem caused by living in an RV, I tend to get very pissed at the people/institutions that made it so that living here was the best option I had.

/end manatee threadjack.