Hello Airwarriors,
After finding my comforter pissed on yet again by my satan spawn of a dog I am in search to find if we do indeed own the worst pets in the history of pets. The following is a list of *some* of the things that have been eaten/destroyed in the past year by said demon dog and his three animal cohorts.
Cheers!
After finding my comforter pissed on yet again by my satan spawn of a dog I am in search to find if we do indeed own the worst pets in the history of pets. The following is a list of *some* of the things that have been eaten/destroyed in the past year by said demon dog and his three animal cohorts.
- Ate half of an IFR book
- Chewed model airplane
- Ate brand new cell phone
- Ate a pair of Oakley sunglasses
- Ate a brand new pair of Dolce & Gabbana sunglasses
- Chewed off section of the couch
- Ruined $300 suit & $$ evening gown
- Chewed up his own dog bed
- Chewed off handles from two Lazy Boy recliners
- Knocked over & broke glass Mariners floor lamp
- Knocked over & broke dolphin statue
- Pissed on new master bathroom rugs
- Vomited on brand new area rug
- Vomited in back seat of car
- Chased IP down the street & nipped him in the ass
- Destroyed two shelves worth of books
- Eats cat poop from litter box
- Chewed through vacuum cleaner cord
- Ate entire closet full of stilettos & thongs
- Dug out bomb shelter size hole in back yard
- May have eaten small rodent of some kind
- Stole & ate pork roast from kitchen counter
Cheers!