I think he's poking fun at the rampant speculation on the "boards" topics. Remember in September when people were convinced that the October boards were already filled and even though they submitted their applications on 9/15 they were being pushed to November?
This site is great, but applying is stressful enough without worrying about what people heard. It seems that historically, most active AW members get in; probably because we're the smart ones who, across the board, use every possible resource. So just remember that, relax, and open another cold one. Good luck to everyone.