So, here's what I've learned...
1. Dont piss off Yardstick, he knows people, and I guess M.Bates too.
2. Stay away from the NW wing of king hall.
3. Stay away from the sandboxes when possible.
4. Use more mysterious names online as to conceal my identity from everyone but the select majority of those who know can search the internet.
Thanks everyone. I'll let you know how it goes when I get back.
Will.